Diggteriorata

You are a fluke
Of the internet.
You have no right to be here.....
Diggteriorata! Diggteriorata!

Go placidly
Amid the tons of waste.
And remember what comfort there may be
In Digging an item thereof.

Avoid quiet and passive Diggers
Unless you are in need of Diggs.

Submit not your own content.

Speak glowingly of Diggers greater than yourself
And heed well their advice,
Even though they be turkeys.

Know what to kiss.....and who's!

Consider that two buries never make a spam
But that THREE.........do.

Wherever possible, give diggers a shout.

Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing guidelines of Digg,
There is always no future in Diggamania.

You are a fluke
Of the internet.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The Digg Mafia is laughing behind your back.

Remember to be diverse.

Strive at all times to friend, submit, comment and Digg posts.

Know yourself.
If you need Diggs, make more Friends.

Exercise caution in your digging affairs,
Especially with those Diggers closest to you.
That spammer on your left, for instance.

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most power users Would scarcely get your feet wet.

Fall not in Spam therefore;
It will stick to your face.

Gracefully surrender the things of youth:
Your sense of Fair play, intelligence, wisdom, and being true to yourself.
And let not the buries of button clickers
affect your Diggs.

Digg Diggers with hooks.

For a good time call 555-5555;
Ask for "Kevin."

Take heart amid the deepening gloom
That your post is finally getting enough Diggs.

And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot
It could only be worse on ICQ.

You are a fluke
Of the internet.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The Digg Mafia is laughing behind your back.

Therefore, make peace with your god
Whomever you conceive him to be---
Jay Adelson, or Kevin Rose.

With all its hopes, dreams, promises and renewals
Digg continues to deteriorate.

Digg on!

You are a fluke
Of the internet.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The Digg Mafia is laughing behind your back.



Apologies to the National Lampoon's"National Lampoon Radio Dinner" and Max Ehrman

Google Heirarchy

How To Get More Diggs

There is an article, which applies to How To Get More Diggs, called Think Again Before Posting to Social Bookmarks. It's an interesting article and anyone concerned with Back Links and How To Get More Diggs ought to read it.

Paris Hilton on list to star in Gilligan's Island

It's been over 40 years since those beloved castaways were stranded on that south sea tropical island. The idea is being floated to recreate Gilligan's Island with an all new cast. Those being considered for the new cast are:

The Skipper - Robin Williams
Gilligan - Brad Garrett
Mr. Howell - Sean Connery
The Professor - Tom Cruise
Mrs. Howell - Madonna
Ginger - Leah Remini
Mary Ann - Paris Hilton

Mike Meyers is considered to make an appearance as Gilligan and Mary Ann's son, Maynard.

The script for the first movie is being written, but none of the stars agreed to take part in the movie at this point. The movie takes place on the same south sea island where the professor secretly perfected a small nuclear submarine. The Professor keeps the sub on a neighboring deserted island and uses scientific explorations to the neighboring island as his cover story. The antics will surely get hysterical when Gilligan discovers the truth.

-- a Razzie Parody.

I See Stupid People

I know how you feel, son!

Paris Hilton engaged to Benji

Paris Hilton To Wed Benji
Tuesday April 15, 2008 04:45 PM EDT

Paris Hilton’s Parents: "Benji Already Like Family"

Last week Paris Hilton took to the Web to announce her loving feelings for boyfriend Benji – and now her parents are gushing the same sentiments.

They also have given him the green light to join the clan, says the socialite’s mother.

“This has honestly become the real thing,” Kathy Hilton, 49, tells Vegas Luxe Life blog. “It’s a great love match, and I have a funny feeling it’s going to go all the way, and we’ve already given it our approval.”

Added husband Rick Hilton, 52: “He’s the perfect example of ‘don’t judge a book by its cover.’ He’s polite, well mannered – he’s even housebroken, unlike most of Paris’ past boyfriends.”

Paris, 27, and Benji, 29, returned to the U.S. after a month of touring Europe and South Africa with Benji’s pack. Since getting together in February, the couple have rarely left each other’s sides and wear rings on their engagement fingers of the other’s initials.

“Their life has never been better,” Kathy Hilton tells Robin Leach, who wrote the Vegas Luxe Life blog. “We agree with Paris that he is amazing… He’s changed her life, and I really think she’s genuinely in love for the first time.”

(Source: Ashmadai's Blog)

I guess Benji and his b**** weren't available for comment! - Ed.

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The word censored is "B-R-O-A-D", now just what in the hell were you thinking!!!