Diggteriorata

You are a fluke
Of the internet.
You have no right to be here.....
Diggteriorata! Diggteriorata!

Go placidly
Amid the tons of waste.
And remember what comfort there may be
In Digging an item thereof.

Avoid quiet and passive Diggers
Unless you are in need of Diggs.

Submit not your own content.

Speak glowingly of Diggers greater than yourself
And heed well their advice,
Even though they be turkeys.

Know what to kiss.....and who's!

Consider that two buries never make a spam
But that THREE.........do.

Wherever possible, give diggers a shout.

Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing guidelines of Digg,
There is always no future in Diggamania.

You are a fluke
Of the internet.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The Digg Mafia is laughing behind your back.

Remember to be diverse.

Strive at all times to friend, submit, comment and Digg posts.

Know yourself.
If you need Diggs, make more Friends.

Exercise caution in your digging affairs,
Especially with those Diggers closest to you.
That spammer on your left, for instance.

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most power users Would scarcely get your feet wet.

Fall not in Spam therefore;
It will stick to your face.

Gracefully surrender the things of youth:
Your sense of Fair play, intelligence, wisdom, and being true to yourself.
And let not the buries of button clickers
affect your Diggs.

Digg Diggers with hooks.

For a good time call 555-5555;
Ask for "Kevin."

Take heart amid the deepening gloom
That your post is finally getting enough Diggs.

And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot
It could only be worse on ICQ.

You are a fluke
Of the internet.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The Digg Mafia is laughing behind your back.

Therefore, make peace with your god
Whomever you conceive him to be---
Jay Adelson, or Kevin Rose.

With all its hopes, dreams, promises and renewals
Digg continues to deteriorate.

Digg on!

You are a fluke
Of the internet.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The Digg Mafia is laughing behind your back.



Apologies to the National Lampoon's"National Lampoon Radio Dinner" and Max Ehrman