Paris Hilton on list to star in Gilligan's Island

It's been over 40 years since those beloved castaways were stranded on that south sea tropical island. The idea is being floated to recreate Gilligan's Island with an all new cast. Those being considered for the new cast are:

The Skipper - Robin Williams
Gilligan - Brad Garrett
Mr. Howell - Sean Connery
The Professor - Tom Cruise
Mrs. Howell - Madonna
Ginger - Leah Remini
Mary Ann - Paris Hilton

Mike Meyers is considered to make an appearance as Gilligan and Mary Ann's son, Maynard.

The script for the first movie is being written, but none of the stars agreed to take part in the movie at this point. The movie takes place on the same south sea island where the professor secretly perfected a small nuclear submarine. The Professor keeps the sub on a neighboring deserted island and uses scientific explorations to the neighboring island as his cover story. The antics will surely get hysterical when Gilligan discovers the truth.

-- a Razzie Parody.